These aren't complaints. I am trying to find the most mundane point I can and make it into a very silly, silly point, just to see what sort of response I will get from the company.
Today's episode is brought to you by Velveeta Cheese. Velveeta, when you don't have real cheese.
Dear Kraft,
I am a big supporter of Velveeta cheese. It is the cheese of my childhood. Both those large bricks of wibbly-wobbly Velveeta, and the individually packaged Kraft-esque slices. Recently, upon moving out of my parental units humble abode, I decided to revisit my childhood and purchase a small package of 24 individual cheese slices to recreate the grilled cheeses that I recalled from my previous time.
Unfortunately, upon reaching the second stack of 12 cheese slices within the pack, I came across a slight issue. Apparently I am either incompetent (according to the internet, who coached me on what I was doing wrong, as apparently there are many ways to lift up a plastic flap and pull it off a slice of processed cheese), or your cheese product and/or plastic wrapping contains a grievous fault in production. I present exhibit A) The link to the 'First World Problem' Meme I created to express my frustration:
Please note that while I called it a Kraft cheese slice, and obviously Velveeta is owned by Kraft, this was in fact packaged as Velveeta and not the aforementioned Kraft.
Exhibit B) five of the seven cheese slice packages following cheese consumption (I would have made the sandwich, but realized I was both lazy and did not wish to use an end piece of bread in my sandwich. I'm sure you understand.)
Note the similar rip in each of the slices. I have never before experienced such a strange phenomenon with my processed cheese products. As I am a veteran of the processed cheese consumption world, I trust you will take my concerns my issues and ensure that a higher level of quality control is applied to further Velveeta Kraft Cheese Slice Products.
Yours sincerely,
Kathleen Sawisky, Esq.
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